Quite often when a woman leaves her house, she encounters a guy who can't understand that she's not into him. This happens to Imgur user lucy2shoes, who lives with her boyfriend, often enough that she's taken to freely giving out a wrong number when she meets particularly persistent dudes. That wrong number just so happens to be her brother's real number, and he has a sense of humor.
A few weeks ago, one lucky guy received lucy2shoes's brother's digits and instead of revealing the truth, the brother had some fun by quoting the well-known fictional cannibal Hannibal Lecter. The suitor was so eager and oblivious that the text conversation lasted much, much longer than it should have.