There are three reasons to stay friends with your jerkface ex on Facebook: to see them get fat, to see them get dumped, and to shame them when they least expect it. Here are 11 exes who waited patiently for the right moment to serve up a scorching hot Facebook burn. So worth it.


1. Step one for having a mature divorce: not forgetting you're Facebook friends with your ex.

The reason they got divorced- he doesn't use the right "too."

2. Karma is a b*tch, and so is your ex.

This sick burn was worth staying Facebook friends for.

3. When you're better at growing a goatee than you are at relationships.

"Listen, talk all the sh*t you want about me, but leave my precious goatee out of it."