A Phi Kappa Tau brother named Matthew Peterson sent out an email to the members of his Georgia Tech chapter recently that has many on the Internet in an uproar. It was an attempt, I think, to educate the young pledges and some brothers in need of a review in the art and science of seduction, but in that it fails miserably.

Let's go through this missive paragraph by paragraph to see where Mr. Peterson goes wrong in his techniques for wooing a young lady. The email opens:

First, Mr. Peterson encourages his fellow men to be aware of any unaccompanied ladies in need of a social companion. He is distressed at the thought of a woman standing alone, vulnerable to all manner of thieves and layabouts, and he encourages his fellow "chods" (a misspelling of chaps?) to serves as escorts. So far, so good.

Sources: Jezebel | Total Frat Move