The "telling a story in a million tweets" genre has really taken off since the Zola series came to light, because it's the perfect way to keep people tuning in and retweeting you. A guy named Xavier who tweets under the handle @XLNB told a long story in this style way back in November, which he says was related to him by a female friend. It recently blew up and started getting circulated on Facebook as well. It's hard to say if the story is true, but it's obvious why it's popular: It touches on romance, cheating, nudity, salacious sex, and the hope that one day, someone will do you right. Enjoy!
So a few days ago I asked one of my homegirls why she's been single for a second. She's fine, good job, no kids, independent, etc...— X (@XLNB) November 19, 2015
She tells me, "It's cuz I've been trapped in the closet. Every girl has a trapped in the closet moment."— X (@XLNB) November 19, 2015
She's like, "Nah, let me break this down for you X."— X (@XLNB) November 19, 2015