The story is scary but also kind of hot. Then again, maybe I've just seen too much porn.


A man looks on joylessly at another porn, wishing a girl cared enough to attack him for it. (via Katie Brady)

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Anthony Howard was innocently enjoying what I can only assume was his umpteenth serving of porn this week. Although nearly 66% of young men enjoy pornography on the Internet every day, and it has become a completely normal and healthy part of someone's sexual identity (I'm including the link to that proof in case my girlfriend is reading this), Anthony had made a vow to his girlfriend that he would no longer watch it.

This vow, I think, is a great start to a porn. The couple discusses how the young man can't watch porn anymore, then he offers the loophole: "What if we make a porn together...Can I watch that?" Then they totally do it.

This did not happen. Instead, Anthony just made the vow, and went right back to watching porn as usual.

What Anthony didn't know was that his girlfriend, Delia Priem, was secretly filming him with a hidden camera as he watched. Now, before I get to the story, I just want to say... A hidden camera watching a guy pleasure himself to porn sounds kind of like the start to a good porn. Except instead of his girlfriend storming in and demanding sex, Anthony's girlfriend stewed in anger about the betrayal until around 2:40 AM, when she slapped him awake and started a fight.

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Sources: Mirror