In the wake of the most powerful earthquake in Japan's history, many worried Indonesians reached out via Twitter with one urgent priority — to make sure their favorite porn star was OK. Japanese adult film actress Maria Ozawa — known for such classics as Obscene Nymphomaniac 5, Restraint Chair Lesbian and Fallen Urine-Drinking Pig Idol — enjoys an especially large following in Indonesia, where she's even managed to cross over as a mainstream movie star. We're not saying there's anything wrong with being a fan of Ms. Ozawa, and obviously Indonesians are no stranger to cataclysmic devastation, but we do wonder how jaded you have to be by earthquakes and tsunamis before your primary concern becomes whether or not there will be an Obscene Nymphomaniac 6.  (Via Stomp)

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