The video is in German, but it's also in the international language of spurned love.
Martin from Germany had a bit of a tumultuous divorce with a woman named Laura recently. As he told Metro UK, "My wife left me after 12 years of marriage to be with a friend. I was really angry, so cut up everything and sent her half. I put the rest on eBay as a joke and a message for Laura. Now it's everywhere on the internet, it's crazy." Some may argue that the crazy part was him sawing all their joint possessions in half, but hey, potato potato.
I hope it's front-wheel drive. (via eBay)
The rare iPhone 2.5. (via eBay)
So far, I've learned that "Halbes" (or "halber"?) means "half. (via eBay)
How is this a joint possession? (via eBay)
Still as useful as a LaserDisc player. (via eBay)
The most dangerous unicycle on the market. (via eBay)
My aneboda don't want none unless you got buns, fraulein. (via eBay)
LOL LANDLINE. (via eBay)
The opposite of a loveseat. (via eBay)
How could he do that to a movie as beloved as 'Bullyparade'? (via eBay)
Not included in sale: sadness. (via eBay)
Now called "Automatic for the Heartless, Betraying, Cheating People!" (via eBay)
Get some superglue and you've got yourself a really uncomfortable bench! (via eBay)