A boy stood me up so I decided to have the best date with myself, and it was great. pic.twitter.com/QrWt7AwhFQ— Mimi Black (@AymieBlack) July 15, 2016
She lives on the west coast of Ireland, and schlepped all the way to Glasgow to meet the dude. (That's in Scotland.)
Black made the brilliant move of going to Ann Summers, a sex toy and lingerie store in the UK, to both make herself feel better and make the boy jealous.
After quenching her thirst (in the beverage sense), Black went and satisfied her craving (in the food sense).