Thirsty dudes back-pedaling are the absolute best. There are always so many excuses when the magical NSA sex fest they were hinting at doesn't come to fruition. The simplest one is, "JK, you're not even my type." This guy takes it to the next level talking to a lady "friend" when he reveals all these questions he's asking about what she'd be willing to do with him were really more of a pop quiz:

PSYCH.

True friends 4ever do not sext or sexy Snapchat, even when one of the friends is bigger than average. This came so close to unsolicited dick pic territory, but he held back! Barely. As commenters on Reddit noted, it could all have gone in a capital D direction any second:

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Waaaaait... is this another test?
Sources: QueazyRager