He's collecting souls. Log off! (Via)
Don't judge! Face-to-face human interaction has been dead since 2008. How else are we supposed to find love anymore, if not by posting and messaging each other a list of all the stuff we'd like to do to each other? Of course, sometimes your Facebook friends can get a little over-eager, maybe a little too excited to discuss their own anatomy, and that's when they end up on this list celebrating Facebook users trying to establish a romantic connection with no regard for their own dignity.
She even drove to you! That's a considerate horny mom-to-be. (Via)
Always wait for them to acknowledge your existence before asking them out. (Via)