This is why we all need to get back on Chatroulette. Give it another chance! If you just keep clicking, after wading through about 40 penises you're bound to come across a face, and it might be the face of The One. Or you could try to get to know some of those penises better, ask a few questions. "Does your dong enjoy books?" The other option is to just do what the rest of us do and settle.