Some thirsty guy who dated a woman named Skylar reached out to his ex's dad hoping for her number. Instead, he got seriously schooled. Because hell hath no fury like a father protecting his daughter from a dude with a topless selfie.

No shirt, no shoes, no "douter."
You can skip either a shirt or chest day at daycare but not both.
Learning to spell "hey" will get you far.
If you love someone, set them free or whatever. If she's my daughter.
Yeah, you can't date my daughter.
Sources: Imgur