On the website "Canadian Inmates Connect," everyone is given a second chance to find love.


Mark your calendars, gentlemen. (via Motherboard)

We don't usually write about grisly murder on Someecards, because life is hard enough, but this story is so weird. So weird! Melissa Fazzina started Canadian Inmates Connect because she believes that all people deserve a shot at rehabilitation and a part of that process is human connection and relationships.

Fazzina was still pretty surprised to get an application from this Canadian murderer. First of all, Luka Magnotta isn't just a murderer, he's a famous one. Without getting into any of those grisly details (enjoy Googling, ya creeps) he led the cops on a merry chase that made headlines for weeks before he was apprehended. A sad fact of life is that famous murderers get a LOT of fan-mail. It's like a sack of personal ads directed to you every day.

So, why does he even need a profile? It reads:

“Seeking single white male, 28-38 years of age, white and in shape. One who is loyal, preferably educated, financially and emotionally stable for a long term committed relationship. If you think you could be my prince charming, send me a detailed letter with at least two photos. Only those I deem compatible will receive a response.”
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Hurm. Whatever Fazzina thinks about Magnotta personally, he paid his $35 dollar fee and she's putting his profile up! Hopefully, whoever connects with him now is older and far, far wiser by 2037.

Sources: CBC.CA | Motherboard