"No. No. OK. No. Gross. Die. WTF. No. Bye. *Screenshot.* Ew. OK. No. Never."
Congratulations you just spent 2 minutes sorting through all the horny garbage people of Tinder. Sure, there are some online-dating diamonds in the rough, but in order to find them you have to dish out a lot of rejection. Someecards asked our readers, "Why did you swipe left?" The answers will make you laugh, cringe, and possibly vow to be single forever.
1. Because it takes a village to get you laid.
One picture, with African villagers? Ok, I get it. But THREE??? #TinderLefty— Khalid A. Rahmaan (@KhalidNYC) November 20, 2015
2. Hey pal, save some infants and firearms for the rest of us!
Because you were holding a baby ... and a machine gun. #TinderLefty— Carolyn Castiglia (@missckc) November 20, 2015
3. Because that might be code for butt-stuff.
His bio said "looking for a girl with a wild side" and I started sweating through my cardigan #Tinderlefty— Kate (@katethewasp) November 20, 2015
4. Tinder, you're fired.
His T-shirt said "Make America Great Again" #TinderLefty— Jackie Jax (@JaxGotJokes) November 20, 2015
5. Just hope he's not the one kissing the bride.
Because I don't know which one in this groomsmen photo is you!!!! #Tinderlefty— Cate Weinberg (@CateWeinberg) November 19, 2015
6. Ruin your life once, shame on you. Ruin it twice, shame on Tinder.
Because we already tried being married to each other and THAT didn't work out. #Tinderlefty— Jenn Welch (@JennWelchNow) November 19, 2015