If you're a young couple, going home to meet the fam for the first time and hoping to desecrate your childhood bedroom with a little freak-nasty fun, this video is for you. You know how you're too bloated and comatose after Thanksgiving dinner to have hot holiday sex with your cousin? Oh, wait, no you don't, because Thanksgiving is the least sexy holiday on the calendar. It's a day dedicated to celebrating systematic genocide and gorging down the calorie intake of a silverback gorilla. You're going to feel sad and full, but you shouldn't feel too full to be horny! Don't ruin your chances of getting laid by double fisting pecan pie:

Too Full To F**k

This Thanksgiving, save some room for sex.Starring Paul Gale Comedy and Franchesca "Chescaleigh" Ramsey, in collaboration with The Gregory Brothers.

Posted by The Huffington Post on Monday, November 23, 2015
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Your girlfriend is the only one who should be getting stuffed. Happy Thanksgiving!

Sources: The Huffington Post