If you're a woman who uses the Internet for any sort of communication, at some point some jerk is going to send you a dick pic.

You didn't ask for it, and you didn't want it. What can be done? Make him deeply regret being a dick and showing you his.


1. Properly identify the pictured item.

Just telling it like it is.

2. Remember your biology class.

That made him hopping mad. Get it?

3. Get "Frozen."

"Sing a song of dick pics, a pocket full of why?"

4. Make the dick take a good, hard look at itself.

This could inspire his dick to do great things.
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