A particularly entertaining recent AskRedditsolicited calls for "a quote from the worst date you've been on."
It was particularly entertaining because terrible dates are hilarious to view from a safe distance, through the glow of your computer screen. As opposed to watching them unfold like a movie from the middle of a busy restaurant while your date's screaming obscenities about the waiter's ethnicity.
Anyway, the people on Reddit have been on approximately infinity terrible dates. It's a lot of awkward.
1. Petgreg probably tipped well and then had a drink with her driver instead of her date.
2. Another vehicular error, from procrastiwriter, that proves you should just meet at the restaurant.