If you told us there was a superhero out there serving as some sort of questionable mentor to young boys, we'd naturally assume you were talking about Batman. Turns out it's just your Way-Too-Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, and it doesn't help that he appears to be wearing the version of his costume that doubles as pajamas. We're still not totally sure what happened in this video, or what the hell a "Doc Knocker" is, but now we need another superhero to keep this guy the hell away from us.

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[ Via io9]