If you're looking for a man who knows his way around the law, communication, politics, music, technology, and fine cuisine, we may have found your match. Valiantly offering to rescue you from the "insane" world of online dating with a flyer that's infinitely less sane, all he (covertly) asks of you is a staggeringly large bra size and an insatiable appetite for "tacko's." (Via Reddit)

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