Apparently the only thing this product doesn't help you get a grip on is subtlety. This sure is lot of jokes about handjobs for a product that should never, ever be used for one. How cutthroat is the jar-lid opening industry that these people would resort to such a desperate, provocative marketing ploy? You'd never see shameless tactics like this from competing products like the Grip-N-Tug or the Circle Jerk. 

Sexual advertising that's far less intentional >>


[ Via Reddit]