This clipping has been circulating for a couple years now, with good reason. It shows how much a burglar can accomplish if he shows up with a to-do list. Or, it shows how well a man can lie to his wife about being too busy shooting his own spank video to notice their dog eating his shroom stash. If it's real, we now have to wonder how much of the porn we watch was taped at gunpoint during a home invasion. We always assumed guns were involved in our porn somehow, but for street abductions and human enslavement. Home invasion is just wrong.

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