SeaCaptainDate.com is either real or the most labor-intensive parody we've seen in ages. According to them, it's the only place for Sea Captains to connect with men and women who share a love of the ocean. Since 2007, they've "been helping lonely Sea Captains like you find their match." Start browsing the sea captains near you. NOTE: Before you can create an account, we must first verify that you are a licensed sea captain.