Hey you guys, Bono's sister's still single. Having to hang out with Bono at holidays might be a drag, but she's immune to AIDS and is always drunk so...silver lining? Send her a poke and invite her out to see her first flower. Just agree to never take her anyplace that requires her to wear a nametag.

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