We all develop an unspoken intimacy with the housekeepers who care for our rooms during a hotel stay. They see us at our worst, when we know someone will be by to clean up after us. This hotel guest clearly wants the impression he leaves of his true, slovenly self to at least be accurate. It's cool that his housekeeping staff sees him as a candy-binging booze hound, just as long as they know he keeps his asshole clean. Here's hoping tomorrow's note doesn't read, "Okay, now this is poop. PS- I hate Ohio."
[ Via Reddit]