This poor guy was just going about his daily routine of being relentlessly mocked by passing motorists and randomly vomiting from heatstroke when, all of a sudden, he faced a surprise attack from what apparently resembled Gerard Butler in a banana costume. And while it's kind of unnecessary and cruel to plan such an elaborate prank on someone who's already been so definitively pranked by life, we like to think the attacker was simply giving the gorilla a chance to lie down and think about his career choices.

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[ Via Angie B., Associated Press]