Your Facebook friend request was more conversation than we had in high school - I'm a complete stranger who wants to be your Facebook friend - Thanks for tagging me in a Facebook photo that I immediately untagged because I didn't look amazing - Your continued success is putting you in a precarious Facebook friend position - Sorry you don't know any of your Facebook friends well enough to invite them to the Facebook movie - You remind me of Facebook's privacy settings in that you don't seem to mind telling people everything you know about me - I'd like you to become a Facebook fan of someone or something you've never heard of - You're the best friend I could ask for online - I wish you'd appear in my bed as often as you appear in my News Feed

Advertising - You're one of the few Facebook friends I didn't add begrudgingly