Why did it take so long for this disturbing and extremely useful invention? Use that anger as another reason to beat the crap out of the Super Period Fun Time Uterus Piñata (actual name). Sure, it costs a whopping $140, but inside every enormous paper maché uterus are Bliss dark chocolates, Hershey's kisses, and tampons. Bat and crankiness sold separately. (Via The Hairpin)

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