It's a hard-knock sedentary life for any fantasy game aficionado who waddles up to this souvenir stand with his cholesterol-choked heart set on buying commemorative apparel expansive enough to fit his amorphous girth. Until the people who run this place reevaluate their already-ridiculous size orders, he'll just have to weep forlornly into a nearby pile of unsold women's shirts, or try to roll a +8 Courage and get the hell over it. Maybe this crushing disappointment could have been averted if more wannabe Dragon Masters tried role-playing as "guy who takes a walk occasionally."

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