Nice of them to confirm what everyone but Lou Reed and Metallica assumed about a collaboration between Lou Reed and Metallica. This willingness to stock a CD only to plainly state that it sucks is what makes the independent record store so important and, ironically, so near extinction. You'll miss it though. To compare, iTunes wrote of this album, "Lulu is closer in spirit to Reed's Velvet Underground days than anything Metallica has attempted," which is a sentence that means absolutely nothing whatsoever.
[ Via Redditor rm_a]