Why not go full-on insufferable and have their announcements delivered via barbershop quartet? Or perhaps a particularly goofy mime troupe to impersonate a plane flying against high winds? If they're going to make announcements like this, Virgin America should allow every one of its passengers on this flight to give a ticketing agent a BIG, HUGE, GRANDE punch in the sack without risk of prosecution.

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