This week in "I shouldn't have posted this to Facebook," we bring you this idiot.

Note: this is a stock image idiot, not the actual idiot from the story.
Note: this is a stock image idiot, not the actual idiot from the story.
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He tells the dumb but entertaining story of how he made an ass out of himself when he assumed his girlfriend was boning some dude while he was away at a bachelor party.

I went away for a friend's bachelor party. We went to Nevada. My fiancee and I have been together for 2.5 years and our wedding is in 6 months. She told me her cousin Stacey was coming down for a week while I was gone.

So while I was in Nevada another friend of mine texts me that he had seen my girlfriend out with this guy. He figured she was probably a friend or something but this friend lives up the street from us and he said there was truck parked in my driveway. The next night he saw her go in with this guy and the guy stayed all night.

Ummm, cheating girlfriend aside, what's the deal with this friend who is keeping tabs on her?

I see you.
I see you.
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