Why you shouldn't question a guy holding a dead weasel about his dead weasel.
This has to be the most senseless crime ever committed by a man clutching the carcass of an animal that may or may not have once been a weasel. Speaking of which, it's a good thing this story doesn't have a byline, because the author's careless overuse of the W-word might've otherwise resulted in a visit from the deranged animal lover. Or deranged animal hater — we're still not clear on what killed the weasel. (Via Yahoo/AP)