Apparently, leaving your car here automatically makes it a prop in the world's most nonsensical action movie. Perhaps this sign is a good deterrent for some people, but it actually kind of makes us want to park there just to watch this stuff happen. (Via imgur)

UPDATE (5/31/11): This latest warning includes an equally severe and specific set of consequences. So if you'd rather trade vandalism, fire, and gunshots for a perpetual state of loneliness, misfortune, and all-consuming dread, try leaving your car here instead. Or just ride the bus. (Via imgur)

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