Hold on, London Evening Standard — are you sure these were actual teachers you talked to, and not just bullies wearing stolen cardigans and reading glasses? Because that sounds a lot like the same useless advice every oversized 8th grader gives his prey between punches. We'd hope that people in charge of teaching children would know that sexual orientation is not a personality trait, and that it's impossible to "act less gay" — especially if you're British.

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