The True Clean Towel is a Jacquard Double Spun 100% Cotton garment conveniently labeled "top" and "bottom" so, as the site says, you can "have the confidence of knowing that you are drying your freshly cleaned face with a section of the towel which has not been used to dry 'other' places." It also comes in handy for poop fetishists tired of wiping their faces with the clean end. (Via BuzzFeed)


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