Amber Rose had a "f*cking horrible" first threesome. After gaining the dignified media moniker "Podcast Host Amber Rose," an excerpt of her first episode has titillated threesome fans worldwide.

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Before you ask: yes, she divulged, it was boy-girl-girl.

"We kind of just got together and it was cool, but it was a guy and it was a girl and it was fucking horrible," Rose told her too-breathy co-host, sex therapist Dr. Chris Donaghue.

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"I'm having sleepless nights," Rose, 32, continued. "I felt the pressure, getting older, to experience new things."

If you're feeling like a weird sex experience might shock you out of a midlife crisis, here's what went wrong for her:

I feel like I'm a very passionate lover and I like that one-on-one passion. I like to feel that. And so, with the threesome, I kind of felt, like, there was no passion. There was no kissing, and rolling around and, you know, all those moments that I enjoy. It just wasn't there.

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