Great news, everyone! Doctor/patient confidentiality doesn't extend to the anonymity of the internet, so now we have access to every disclosure given to any medical professional with a username and access to reddit. Grab some popcorn and get ready to lose your appetites reading other people's juicy responses to the famous "sexual history" question asked during every medical intake.

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1. ​SqueezeTheShamansTit had a patient who didn't know what the definition of "is" is.

A young girl told me she's not currently sexually active because the last time she had sex was the day before

2. ​Dan-z-man met a pro who was really bad at bookkeeping.

As a Med student in an std clinic in Miami I asked a lady how many sexual partners she had. "Honey, I get paid to fuck. I got no clue." She got all the antibiotics.

3. ​mhornberger treated his very own Virgin Mary.

I signed in a sixteen year-old girl who told the doctor "I can't be in labor--I've never had sex" as she gives her Dad a "please don't kill me" look. Ah, family moments.

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