The big blonde Danes are apparently too busy enjoying their socialist utopia to have sex, which is sparking a bit of a population panic in their country, one the Spies Travel agency is happy to capitalize on with their Do It For Denmark campaign. In this slightly unnerving promotion, the agency has created the Spies Parent Purchase promotion, which encourages wannabe grandmothers (and presumably grandfathers) to send their offspring on a sunny vacation f***fest. It's super sexy, kind of sweet, and very funny, especially the part with the shish kabob:

This is actually the second commercial in the series. Here's the first:


Why aren't our commercials like this? Whenever US commercials try to be sexy, even for couples vacations, it just seems kinda...thirsty. Just a little too horny, y'know? Maybe the mom humor makes the raunchiness more fun? Or maybe we just can't show that kind of thing on TV here. Anyway, I need to have an awkward talk with my mom about moving to Denmark.

Sources: Spies Rejser