What is in a name? According to the judges of Reddit, there are some names that are just never attractive. Ever. So, like, a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet, unless you call that Rose a "Carl." Then it's just disgusting.

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Here are the top 10 names they hate, so you can feel bad about yourself if you're one of them. Or maybe just change your name to Rose.

1. Lester.

Because molester.

2. Latrine.

Apparently this is a real name.

3. Eustice.

This name was a problem long before Courage the Cowardly Dog.

4. Bertha.

Because Big Bertha, and also its general Bertha-ness.

5. Gertrude.

It's for old people, like the v. sexy Gertrude Stein.

6. Melvin.

"Would you fuck a Melvin? Didn't think so."

7. Sharkeisha.

Sharkeisha nooooo!!!

8. Carl.

"It's as sexy as gum disease."

This is what happens when you Google Image search "Carl." *Carl Weathers excluded from un-sexyness.
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