I got this by searching "sex+non-offensive+Zzzzzzz." (file photo)

Porn has always been the driving force behind the Internet. It was the first business to make money and still accounts for 25% of Web searches and online eyeballs. Like yours, for instance. It's no secret that porn is big business, but the specifics of what people are thinking when they switch their brain into perv mode have mostly remained private. Until now!

Porn MD, a site that bills itself as "A Search Engine for ALL the World's Best Porn Sites," has added a fascinating feature; a live, scrolling list of all the words and phrases people are searching for from all over the World. And it's positively enchanting.


Tourne Mal's ears must be ringing!

While the site looks like a perfectly good place to search for porn, it could make an equally good place to go if you're worried that you've followed your nasty imagination down a particularly filthy or morally questionable wormhole and need to feel better about yourself as you prepare to scale the summit of Mount Freaky. Because after watching the scroll for a few minutes, you'll realize you live in a world full of strange birds getting their rocks off on sex acts you'd never even heard of before.

Sources: Gawker