What happens if you keep getting woken up by your neighbors having noisy sex? If you're Samantha from Sex and the City, you just join in the fun. But most of us are not Samantha Jones. We're way more like this anonymous neighbor, who summoned up all the courage he or she possessed to compose this deeply thoughtful and apologetic note, which was uploaded on Reddit by saved_by_Singularity. And it is, somehow, even more awkward than you could possibly imagine.
Dear Neighbor, not only did Your Neighbor show extraordinary tact and manners and save you an even-more-awkward interaction with your landlord, but your neighbor included specific instructions on how to fix the problem. So fix that bed, stat!
Reddit commenters seem to agree that anonymous neighbor is a better-than-average human. One even wrote: "Sounds like a bro. Go have a beer with him. Then give him the offer to test out your tighter bed."
Just a warning though, anonymous neighbor: that did not pan out well for Samantha.