Cosmopolitan magazine's sex moves aren't ways to maximize pleasure as much as they are impressive acrobatic stunts, but ordinary people in hilariously unflattering unitards still managed to give them a try. Taking on athletic feats like the "Sofa So Good" and "Bathing Booty," the impeccably-dressed duo show that nothing says sexy time like meticulous, complicated hand and limb placement.

While the video is Safe For Work, you might still feel the need to take a cold shower. People in unitards also found a way to make the most of that experience, with "The Lustful Lift" and "The Wet Lotus of Love."

Now get back to work, because you have work to do at home.