Thanks to unreliable sex education in most public schools, kids usually learn about the birds and the bees by piecing together rumors born out of lengthy games of telephone, urban-legend like stories and what they see on TV. Being the diligent and ever-curious journalist I am, I decided to further investigate this by asking my friends what weird sex things they believed as kids. Buckle up, folks, you're in for a sexually misinformed ride.

This is how to make sex, right?
This is how to make sex, right?
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First of all, kids who don't get an outright sex talk look to TV, movies, and other forms of media to learn about sex. It definitely sends some mixed signals.

"When I heard the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me" and he says they were caught banging on the bathroom floor I imagined it was literally laying naked banging your fists on the floor."

^Not a sex ed teacher^
^Not a sex ed teacher^
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"I thought you only had it on a piano like in Pretty Woman. Like, you had to go find a piano to do it. And then you just rubbed up on each other."

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