You can buy nearly anything online these days, and there are always lots of customer reviews to help inform your purchases. This includes sex toys, and there are all sorts of weird sex toys out there. Lots of people experiment with kinky sex toys. Some of them happen to be serious online shoppers who leave a whole bunch of hilarious reviews on Amazon.

1. Doc Johnson Belladonna's Magic Hand

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This is terrifying. If a sex toy bends it makes sense, but saying it "runs away" sounds like it came to life and tried to escape the horror it was about to experience. If a sex toy tries to run away from you, just let it go.

2. Pamvia Waterproof Handheld Wireless Vibrating Personal Massager

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