Arranging an orgy on Craigslist can be so impersonal. Presumably, that's why one "dumpy" middle-aged woman is cruising the Barnehurst Golf Course southeast of London to find unsuspecting (or way-too-suspecting) new participants to join her in a "10 man train."

Warning, her hair is bushy af.
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The description of the dog-walking pervert is less than flattering, and at first seems almost like a joke:

WARNING

PLEASE BE WARNED ABOUT THIS WOMAN

WHITE, 5FT 4IN, DUMPY BUILD, MIDDLE AGED, DARK BLONDE SHOULDER LENGTH BUSHY HAIR, WEARS GLASSES AND WALKS A GREY DOG.

Calling her "dumpy" seems uncalled for, but maybe that was just the best way they could think of to describe her so that others would recognize her. Not only did this woman dare to be dumpy, she was also allegedly sexually assaulting people under the guise of being an innocent woman walking her dog.

To wit, here is the rest of the warning:

THIS WOMAN IS A DISGUSTING PERVERT

FRIENDLY AT FIRST BUT BE WARNED SHE HAS AN AGENDA. BOTH SHE AND HER PARTNER ARE DOGGERS, TRYING TO TEST THE WATERS TO SEE IF YOU WANT TO JOIN IN THEIR DIRTY ANTICS.

I AM WARNING YOU AS I WAS NAIVE AND THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST OVERFRIENDLY. SHE MAKES ACQUAINTANCES THEN MAKES REMARKS AND ADVANCES THAT ARE SEXUALLY MOTIVATED. INVITING YOU TO MIDNIGHT WALKS WITH THE "DOG" EXCEPT THERE IS NO DOG!!

SHE MUST BE AVOIDED - WHEN SHE TRIED TO TOUCH ME IN MY SPECIAL PLACE I KNEW THAT SHE WAS A DIRTY PERVY DOGGER. SHE GOT VERY ABUSIVE WHEN I CHALLENGED HER ON HER ACTIONS

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