Probably the most progressive thing I'll see in a comments section all week.

Let there be no confusion: these .gifs from Spinning 3D PornHub Comments are actual comments left on videos from the porn site PornHub, elevated to the level of art by being turned into animated, spinning text gifs. These comments are a million answers to the same question: why? Why do you need to comment on a porn video? Why do those comments need to be so personal? Why do you think a paid professional will be wooed by your misspelled euphemisms? Why? WHY? WHY???? Because, no homo, sometimes you just want to know what those black guys' names were.

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Apparently "Raunchy Plumbers 4: Please Use Other Door" ended on a cliffhanger.

This paean to the prose of people who pontificate on porn sites is a collaboration between Cat Frazier, the Tumblr impresario behind Animated Text, and Someecards' own Jason Mustian and Jake Currie, who founded the seminal PornHub comment blog PornHub Comments On Stock Photos. Fighting the good fight, guys. The result has the Internet aflutter with all the best buzzwords. It's an epic, magical, innovative, faith-in-humanity-restoring/destroying, adorable experience. It's also gross, creative and funny.


Spoiler alert: it's a porn series about a lot of women with short haircuts.

Not all of the comments (surprise) were positive.

 


...says the guy who literally just gave himself a handjob.

Again, just to reiterate: why?


Oh. Well. Carry on, then.

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Sources: Spinning 3D PornHub Comments