This Memphis police officer incriminated himself by inadvertently broadcasting the entire incident over the police scanner. No word on whether he called for back-up.
These stories are proof that the excitement of getting laid in a public place isn't always worth the minute and a half of pleasure (or, if you're some hot-shot showoff, two minutes). They're also great examples of why we prefer to have sex the old-fashioned way: indoors, on a bed, shades drawn, with just us, our partner, three or four consenting friends, a video camera, an inflatable giraffe, and three gallons of honey.
The school should either expel them immediately or give them both scholarships.