Finally, someone is trying to make men insecure about their sweaty-ass summer swamp balls.


Welcome the wet wipes for your ball sack, Nadkins. Get it? (Because you use them to wipe your nads.)

They were created by bro-ey real estate surfer guy Joe Caccamo, who was sick of crop dusting his danglers with Gold Bond. GB makes a powdery mess, and he couldn't just walk around with wet wipes LIKE A WOMAN. There nad to be a better way.

Their packaging looks like a cigarette container, the only item almost as disgusting as balls.

Caccamo created the wet-wipe-like towlettes for his balls, but unlike baby wipes, which he complained to Broadly "are paper-based and fall apart in your hand," his wipes are a cloth-based towelette.