There are cute embarrassing sex stories, and then there's the cringe-worthy weird stuff that makes you ashamed to be a human being. Recently, Reddit user PublicFrenemyNo1 started an AskReddit thread asking "What's the worst thing that has happened to you during sex?" and the responses quickly went from the cute category to the cringe-worthy. Here are the best of the bunch, and by best, we mean worst. (Warning: Very NSFW)

"SMH at my BF's pre-coital ritual."

1. Having to talk to the police.

2. Almost getting castrated by a sneeze. 

3. Realizing your body works in ways you've never known.

Sources: Reddit