Are you worried that your wedding isn't obnoxious enough? Concerned that carrying a silver parasol and riding down the aisle atop a bedazzled pony won't make everyone attending your ceremony furious that someone fell in love with you? Well now you can wear a pair of Ugg boots on your wedding day! Seriously, it's a thing you can do. There's no law against it at the moment, and you can even buy "Wedding Uggs" right out in the open and no authorities will try and stop you from doing it. Ugg Wedding, for when your wedding day doesn't adequately communicate that you're are an unapologetically horrible person.